Connor B. Simpson

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I wrote something for The Awl.

You can read it.

Sleep tight, ya morons!

Jay likes bikes. People like bikes. Therefore people should like Jay, too.

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Jay likes bikes. People like bikes. Therefore people should like Jay, too.
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Do you like witty and sardonic chatter? No? Do you like bikes? Good, go ahead and click
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