February 2012
6 posts
The sign has perpetuated in movies and TV shows... →
*golf clap*
Someone created a tumblr dedicated to stalking the... →
January 2012
23 posts
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On dating and e-cards
someone: will you be doing anything with ***?
me: i, uh
me: i didn't even think about that
someone: you are SUCH a dude
someone: you need to do something for her if you're still hooking up and texting or whatever
me: we've only hung out three times!!
someone: connor that's a relationship
me: three times!
someone: there's a good chance it will be moe than three times by the 14th!
me: that's in two weeks!
me: I would still consider myself (and her) single, idk.
someone: you are single yes
someone: but you still need to acknowledge it
someone: if you're texting or whatever by then
me: I mean, I guess, yeah.
me: goddamn it. you're right.
someone: even just an e-card
me: LOL
someone: e-cards can be very endearing
The Awl: How To Bring A Bike On The New York City... →
6h057:
I wrote something for The Awl.
You can read it.
Sleep tight, ya morons!
Jay likes bikes. People like bikes. Therefore people should like Jay, too.
The guy currently singing Bon Jovi says his name...
annicka:
bobbyfinger:
Bobby: I don’t believe this guy’s name is actually Socrates. Meredith: Maybe he’s singing the song as a series of questions. “Wanted? Dead or alive?”
i’m imagining this guy as Socrates from Bill & Ted, singing karaoke for the first time and wearing strappy sandals.
maybe it’s actually Saukrates, the marginally famous Canadian rapper.
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Mr. Anderson and Mr. Davis use plain rubber bands... →
Everyone should follow my friend's cool Hardcore /...
Listening to Out of Step is a really cool thing to do on Sunday nights.
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6h057:
Whenever people talk about internet piracy I think of the bootleggers who would sell VHS tapes of movies on Washington Ave in South Philly. I never bought one, but would see the tapes at friend’s house. They were these really shitty quality videos, usually someone with a camcorder would sneak into a theater and tape the screen like it was a grade school soccer game. I don’t know how...
Relentless and cynical traffic-trawling is bad for... →
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“Was Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” playing aboard the Costa Concordia as it...”
– This is what happens when “Entertainment Tonight” tries to get serious. (via peachtreekeen)
Oh jeez.
(via maura)
I watched ET last night, and they were labeling the tragedy “The Real Life Titanic.” I nearly screamed.
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Report: U.S. Warns Iranians Via 'Secret' Back... →
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The Actual O.C. Characters In Order, Because I'm...
23. Carter
22. Zach
21. Oliver
20. That guy with the gun who shot someone at that party
18. A palm tree with blonde hair
17. ”Mmm whatcha say”
16. Luke
15. Jimmy Cooper
14. Death Cab for Cutie
13. Kaitlin Cooper, Season 1
12. Kirsten Cohen
11. Slutty Kaitlin Cooper, Seasons 3 and 4
10. Caleb
9. Anna
8. Bi-curious Olivia Wilde
7. Summer Roberts
6. Ryan Atwood
...
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Salman fucking Rushdie is on Tumblr. →
markcoatney:
Indeed.
Because he’s done so well with Twitter.
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Small Town Diaspora
I live in a place that everyone tries to leave at some point. I left when I was eighteen, before I was ever ready to, and came back a little over a year later with my tail between my legs. I was young and ambitious, but I wasn’t ready to live on my own. I came back, put in few more years, and I don’t think it’s a secret that I want out again. But I’m stuck here for the next...
December 2011
20 posts
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Andre 300 Will Return
Andre 300 Will Return
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Tyler Coates: Twentysomethings These Days →
A South Carolina man’s brother died after police said he was forced to eat cocaine hidden in his brother’s backside.
Both brothers were taken into custody on allegations they had drugs in their car.
But police told Charleston, S.C., TV station WCIV there were additional drugs hidden in 23-year-old Deangelo Mitchell’s backside.
Officers said Deangelo Mitchell convinced his brother,...
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The Oral History of SOM
with a Steely Dan OST on Spotify
The Oral History of Spaceballs
Trim Cuts: The Oral History of The Oral History of...
The Oral History of Tyler Coates on I Work For The...
The Oral History of Yahoo! Projector
The Oral History of Oral
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Tumblr just said I had 65 notifications
it was just a new post from ninety9
If anyone wants to buy a story about two kids from...
Updated with photo evidence
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at least i haven't gone for 5 years or 7, like you...
at least i haven’t gone for 5 years or 7, like you and whoever over there.
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6h057 replied to your post: I was going to apply for the YM Paid Internship Program
Your first failure would be to apply
Well there’s no SOM guternship that I know of…
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Your Christmas tree is a fire hazard
By the 24th every time you plug in your lights your house is going to burn down.
November 2011
28 posts
Stereo IQ, the indie rock vertical, is already in... →